Your Health, Your Doctor, Your Lawn?

Does this lawn need a doctor?

 Which is more important, your health, your doctor or your lush green lawn?
  You just mowed your lawn in the hot summer sun.  Soon you get to relax with a cold one, when the game starts.

So it's Saturday , the wife took the kids to the Vet, I mean the dog, so why not take a short nap?  Where can you escape, the back yard under that big oak, of course.  The smell of that fresh cut grass, is inviting. Wow, this is just like one of those memory mattresses, your lush green lawn.  As you fall off into dream lawn land, thanking your wife for this perfect hideaway see blog 'Shopping, the lawn and man stuff'.

All of a sudden the peace is broken, you hear a voice, ( i'm dying, i'm dying )?  You look around, are you dreaming, sure. You fall back asleep.

Suddenly, you know your not dreaming, ( honey where are you ), so much for peace and quiet, as the kids come running daddy, daddy, as the dog  licks your face, eke!

It's Saturday, football starts in one hour, but you put all that aside, that voice 'i.m dying, i'm dying' is stuck in your head.  It's like that song 'It's a Small World' at Disney World. You can't escape it! It's in your head!

'I'm dying, i'm dying' you remember just the other day what your cute Asian doctor said, your blood pressure's high, eke, your cholesterol is 253, that's 20 points higher that ever!  Maybe that voice was your doctor? 'i'm dying, i'm dying' or maybe it's your lawn?

Now you have a dilemma, what's more important your health or your lawns?  What if you both die?

Is your body like the lawn in the picture, does it need major attention?  If you read the last blog, you know about the man cave, the female shopping plot, about the lush green lawn, you remember the dream, or was it?  Do lawns really talk?

Men, this could be the biggest decision of (your life), if you save your lawn, you save your man cave, and maybe your marriage?

You decide?

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